![]() ![]() Frodo always finds his light, even at the expense of Sam’s:.Frodo saves Sam not necessarily because they’re in love, but because he realises someone has to make the potatoes.Sam would rather almost drown than have Frodo leave him, because he too is a messy queen who loves drama.Frodo wanders into the forest alone, despite there being a lot of orcs after him, because he’s a messy queen who loves drama.Frodo feels no sorrow over the death of Boromir, because Boromir tried to take his tchotchke away from him.Frodo consistently rejects Sam’s attempts to help him, sitting right in the middle of the venn diagram of “toxic masculinity” and “catty homosexuality”.“I’m here to help you, I promised that old dead queen that I would.” – Samwise Gamgee, slightly paraphrased.Galadriel gives Sam bondage rope, and Frodo glow-in-the-dark vodka, when they leave Lothlorien.Frodo and Sam sit in front of Aragorn on their boat, obviously the gayest of log flume formations.Sam gives Frodo this look, the epitome of gay hurt:.Sam and Frodo go on a hike of undeterminable length with three twinks, two twunks, a bear and an old bearded queen with said tchotchke.Frodo proudly wears a bedazzled toga as armour.After being stabbed by a Nazgul, Frodo hallucinates Arwen into a gown rather than travelling clothes.This is not how you touch your friend’s face:.Frodo puts on gaudy jewellery at the first chance.Both would risk death for second breakfast aka brunch.Both accept the stewardship and guidance of a roving wanderer who happens to look a lot like Viggo Mortensen circa 2001.They let their deadweight stoner twink friends, Merry and Pippin, tag along.“I thought I lost you” followed by this look:.They spy on pretty white ladies wearing wigs.Rather than proceeding hastily with their quest, they often stop to smoke weed and eat meat together.In lieu of dancing with a local girl, Sam prefers “another ale”.Frodo and Sam never have any adventures or do anything unexpected until an older gay man forces them to go on a tchotchke-based quest.And honestly? Not a super functional one! If that doesn’t sound gay, I don’t know what does! Anyways, it’s a great book and I recommend it to all, especially now that the second film in the series, “The Two Towers,” has finally been released with full fanfare.So in the interest of dispelling any uncertainty whatsoever, I’ve watched all three Lord of the Rings films and built up a pretty unimpeachable case as to why Frodo and Sam are definitively, absolutely, a gay couple. Frodo lays back in Sam’s gentle arms while Sam sits there thinking that he could sit like this in endless happiness. Sam lifts his master and hugs him to his breast. They both fall asleep with one of Sam’s hands on Frodo’s forehead and the other laying softly upon his breast.Īnother time, Frodo and Sam hold hands as they hike through the waste lands of Mordor.Īt one point, Frodo is captured by the awful Orcs and Sam finds him naked lying in a heap of filthy rags. Frodo accepts and lays his head in Sam’s lap to rest. In one scene Frodo becomes tired and Sam quickly offers his lap. Near the end of the book their relationship becomes truly suspicious when Frodo and Sam are left on their own as they travel to the dark land of Mordor where Mount Doom spews forth smoke and lava. Frodo’s best friend, Sam, never left his side through the entire journey and instead of calling him Frodo he called him “Master.” What was going on with this relationship? Was it some kinky sexual master and servant partnership? The evidence of gay leanings continued to build up as I read the book. Was the Shire, their homeland, a gay utopian along the lines of West Hollywood, The Castro district in San Francisco or South Beach in Miami? Frodo wasn’t the least bit gruff - instead he and his fellow hobbits were very dainty, preferring to sit indoors and listen to the latest gossip instead of hiking in the woods. They seemed content spending time with each other, singing songs, telling stories, smoking pipes, cooking meals and having tea. Throughout the book, there is little mention of female hobbits and the four main hobbits Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Sam never talked about girls. They usually walk barefoot since they have rough soles and the tops of their feet have tuffs of thick hair which some of you may find disgusting unless you’re into bears. Was it possible? Was Frodo, a hobbit gay? Or better yet were hobbits in general gay?įor those of you who don’t know, Hobbits are little people also known as halflings who look human but grow to the height of three or four feet. Tolkien, I re-read the book and came to the shocking realization that Frodo, the main character, may in fact be gay. In anticipation to the current film version of “The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers,” which is the second installment of the film trilogy based on the literary novels by J.R.R. ![]()
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